Back from the Dead, or South Philly at Least

Man, I've been drinking vodka and partying with Mike Doe in DC. It's been INSANE.

I Love New York...but I Love My IQ Even More
EXCLUSIVE: Midget Mac of I Love New York Credits 3rd Leg
No More Midget Mac Posts, Mike Doe Hereby Promises...May Lightning Strike and Burn Me Crispier than Crisply Burnt Toast If I Break This Solemn Vow!!!!!
This Is Mike Doe's Head, Without the Body Attached

South Philly Phil Loves Vodka...and Models...And Adrian...with All Due Respect

My man Dalton from Road House says that he's against skinny models drinking vodka?!?! What is he insane? I mean, he's a good buddy but, damn! Talk about crazy talk!

Dalton was referring to Mike Doe's post about skinny models drinking vodka. Myself, I think he made a good case "why" they did it, although he didn't really say if he was for or against it.

South Philly Phil is officially FOR this trend!

My Good Friend Mike Doe Is So Full of Twitter

Mike Doe is making smart cracks at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

South Philly Phil's Heading to Jasper, People

Yes, yes, it's true. As my friend and fellow tough guy, Dalton from Road House, reported: South Philly Phil is indeed heading for a, er, working vacation in Jasper, Missouri. Specifically I will be helping Dalton bust some heads, if necessary, and deal with various ruffians and douchebags, especially the Brad Wesley clones who have been trying to overtake the town.

And not to worry: I'll show them why South Philly Rules AND Philadelphia is Number One!

Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

Eating Soft Pretzels

South Philly Phil is all about one thing: eating soft pretzels. If you hate soft pretzels, then you hate me. Ya bums. And I know how to take care of people who hates me! Just ask Wino Pete...

South Philly Phil NEEDS SLEEP

Never drink caffeine after 2 in the morning, folks. It ain't good for the sleeping regularity. Might not be good for the other kind, too, but I guess we'll know tomorrow, er, later this morning on that one.

South Philly Phil on His 8th Beer and Going Strong!

And yes, I, South Philly Phil, am drinking me some Yuenglings. Only the best. With beers at least.

Cheers and have a good night, my friends!

Wino Pete Ain't Nowhere to Be Found

I've been checking all over the neighborhood for this clown and he ain't nowheres to be found. What pond scum! My sister, Maria, and the family honor will be restored, mainly via this guy being on the receiving end of a serious beating!

Anyone sees Wino Pete, let me know. I'll be very appreciative and buy a beer for anyone who helps me track down this low life.

Going to the Track

I'm heading to the track. Got to bet on the ponies. Training will have to wait until tomorrow. I'd be worried about disclosing my scientific training schedule, but I somehow doubt Wino Pete has an Internet connection...or can read!

Hello and Yo, from South Philly Phil

This is South Philly Phil and I'm here to represent the South Side of Philly, where the rules are a little different, and if you ain't training, you'd better do some 'splaining, and where someone (usually me) has to tell it like it is, that Philadelphia is number one, and Rocky is the best damn Italian movie ever, and Adrian is a hottie like no other, when she was alive and all, with all due respect, I'm saying.