Yes, yes, it's true. As my friend and fellow tough guy, Dalton from Road House, reported: South Philly Phil is indeed heading for a, er, working vacation in Jasper, Missouri. Specifically I will be helping Dalton bust some heads, if necessary, and deal with various ruffians and douchebags, especially the Brad Wesley clones who have been trying to overtake the town.
And not to worry: I'll show them why South Philly Rules AND Philadelphia is Number One!
Case closed. Fughedaboutit!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Eating Soft Pretzels
South Philly Phil is all about one thing: eating soft pretzels. If you hate soft pretzels, then you hate me. Ya bums. And I know how to take care of people who hates me! Just ask Wino Pete...
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
South Philly Phil NEEDS SLEEP
Never drink caffeine after 2 in the morning, folks. It ain't good for the sleeping regularity. Might not be good for the other kind, too, but I guess we'll know tomorrow, er, later this morning on that one.
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