Hello and Yo, from South Philly Phil

This is South Philly Phil and I'm here to represent the South Side of Philly, where the rules are a little different, and if you ain't training, you'd better do some 'splaining, and where someone (usually me) has to tell it like it is, that Philadelphia is number one, and Rocky is the best damn Italian movie ever, and Adrian is a hottie like no other, when she was alive and all, with all due respect, I'm saying.