Back from the Dead, or South Philly at Least

Man, I've been drinking vodka and partying with Mike Doe in DC. It's been INSANE.

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South Philly Phil's Heading to Jasper, People

Yes, yes, it's true. As my friend and fellow tough guy, Dalton from Road House, reported: South Philly Phil is indeed heading for a, er, working vacation in Jasper, Missouri. Specifically I will be helping Dalton bust some heads, if necessary, and deal with various ruffians and douchebags, especially the Brad Wesley clones who have been trying to overtake the town.

And not to worry: I'll show them why South Philly Rules AND Philadelphia is Number One!

Case closed. Fughedaboutit!