Wednesday, October 3, 2007

South Philly Phil Loves Vodka...and Models...And Adrian...with All Due Respect

My man Dalton from Road House says that he's against skinny models drinking vodka?!?! What is he insane? I mean, he's a good buddy but, damn! Talk about crazy talk!

Dalton was referring to Mike Doe's post about skinny models drinking vodka. Myself, I think he made a good case "why" they did it, although he didn't really say if he was for or against it.

South Philly Phil is officially FOR this trend!

My Good Friend Mike Doe Is So Full of Twitter

Mike Doe is making smart cracks at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

South Philly Phil's Heading to Jasper, People

Yes, yes, it's true. As my friend and fellow tough guy, Dalton from Road House, reported: South Philly Phil is indeed heading for a, er, working vacation in Jasper, Missouri. Specifically I will be helping Dalton bust some heads, if necessary, and deal with various ruffians and douchebags, especially the Brad Wesley clones who have been trying to overtake the town.

And not to worry: I'll show them why South Philly Rules AND Philadelphia is Number One!

Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Eating Soft Pretzels

South Philly Phil is all about one thing: eating soft pretzels. If you hate soft pretzels, then you hate me. Ya bums. And I know how to take care of people who hates me! Just ask Wino Pete...

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

South Philly Phil NEEDS SLEEP

Never drink caffeine after 2 in the morning, folks. It ain't good for the sleeping regularity. Might not be good for the other kind, too, but I guess we'll know tomorrow, er, later this morning on that one.

Friday, August 31, 2007

South Philly Phil on His 8th Beer and Going Strong!

And yes, I, South Philly Phil, am drinking me some Yuenglings. Only the best. With beers at least.

Cheers and have a good night, my friends!