Eating Soft Pretzels

South Philly Phil is all about one thing: eating soft pretzels. If you hate soft pretzels, then you hate me. Ya bums. And I know how to take care of people who hates me! Just ask Wino Pete...

Wino Pete Ain't Nowhere to Be Found

I've been checking all over the neighborhood for this clown and he ain't nowheres to be found. What pond scum! My sister, Maria, and the family honor will be restored, mainly via this guy being on the receiving end of a serious beating!

Anyone sees Wino Pete, let me know. I'll be very appreciative and buy a beer for anyone who helps me track down this low life.