South Philly Phil's Heading to Jasper, People

Yes, yes, it's true. As my friend and fellow tough guy, Dalton from Road House, reported: South Philly Phil is indeed heading for a, er, working vacation in Jasper, Missouri. Specifically I will be helping Dalton bust some heads, if necessary, and deal with various ruffians and douchebags, especially the Brad Wesley clones who have been trying to overtake the town.

And not to worry: I'll show them why South Philly Rules AND Philadelphia is Number One!

Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

South Philly Phil NEEDS SLEEP

Never drink caffeine after 2 in the morning, folks. It ain't good for the sleeping regularity. Might not be good for the other kind, too, but I guess we'll know tomorrow, er, later this morning on that one.

Going to the Track

I'm heading to the track. Got to bet on the ponies. Training will have to wait until tomorrow. I'd be worried about disclosing my scientific training schedule, but I somehow doubt Wino Pete has an Internet connection...or can read!

Hello and Yo, from South Philly Phil

This is South Philly Phil and I'm here to represent the South Side of Philly, where the rules are a little different, and if you ain't training, you'd better do some 'splaining, and where someone (usually me) has to tell it like it is, that Philadelphia is number one, and Rocky is the best damn Italian movie ever, and Adrian is a hottie like no other, when she was alive and all, with all due respect, I'm saying.